I wasn't aware that the internet was a competition.
How am I faring?

Alt: I don't think I have ever worn fancy dress.

Altalt: Halloumi, onion, peppers, hummus, Encona hot pepper sauce and some sort of salad leaves.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:52, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

+ kebab meat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Something about your mum I really can't be bothered to try any harder than that

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:53, Reply)

it's this sort of laisez fair attitude that's killing OT
personally i blame Kroney the snail eating piss weasel
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:58, Reply)

Makes sense, why else would we use a French phrase to describe it?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:02, Reply)

+t
'FARING' BECOMES 'FARTING', DO YOU SEE?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 10:57, Reply)

Oh my
I walked right into that one.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)

ZING! YOU JUST FLOUNCED!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:04, Reply)

Now I know how other posters feel :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Your problem is that you think you're untouchable - holier than thou, even.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 May 2013, 11:12, Reply)