Surprisingly not bad at all actually...
... it's just struck me - has that reasonable bastard been calling me a poof on this internet? :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:08, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Yeah. And he said you like Korma.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:11, Reply)

That's way below the belt!
I've upgraded to Kashmiri ffs the abhorrent, reasonable blighter that he is *fumes*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:17, Reply)

He also said your favourite football team was managed by Jossie Blair.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:23, Reply)

Football's just a game of science

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:26, Reply)

You know it Tangles!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:32, Reply)

But I don't even like football!
That is SO below the belt - we're talking lower than whale shit here. Still, better than Joey Deacon, eh?
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:27, Reply)

He also said he leaves his dirty socks on the floor for a bit of a laugh
And that when he makes you a cuppa, he only half-heatedly squeezes the tea-bag against the side of the cup, he finished that by said, 'if she wants a proper brew, she can make it herself'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:34, Reply)

What a tinker!
Showing his true colours on here though, ergo shooting himself in the foot regarding his Reasonable Nice Guy persona. PFFT!
That's it, I'm looking into grounds for divorce first thing in the morning. Night night Jeff x
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Thu 30 May 2013, 0:48, Reply)