Sportscow is a Pakistani
How the fuck we got to that one I really don't know.

Alt: 'Monty - he's got no debt and his kid lives with him'

Altalt: 'no one gives a shit about you, you jumped-up delusional prick'

Altaltalt: savoury for all meals and snacks, for ever. Sweet food is for gays and blobbing chicks, and Gonz.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

you should take out a life policy in your ex's name, then have her whacked
this could make the alt come true

i'm sure dozer knows a man or two who could help with that.

the boring paper policy i mean, not the cool hard bit...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 30 May 2013, 10:40, Reply)

there's insurable interest for sure
But a life policy would be unsuitable, unless she had outstanding mortgage debt. The most appropriate policy would be a critical illness one, providing a lump sum to pay for residential care until death.

On the plus side, combined life and CIC policies are very often cheaper than standalone ones, but you would need to have the life part written in trust. I somehow doubt that your ex would approve a split trust.

In short: no suitable product. Soz.

Here's the bill.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:16, Reply)

I'm not quite sure either

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 30 May 2013, 11:00, Reply)