I think I'm more irritable than glum today

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:46, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

ble ting
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:48, Reply)

That too.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I watched Human Centipede 2 last night, Tangs
It was fucking horrible. I thought it was going to be stupid, like the first one. But it was revolting.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:49, Reply)

I thought the first one looked pretty fucking horrible

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

The second one makes the first one look like fucking Tikkabilla.

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

I haven't seen either, but I'd probably just fast forward to the sexy bits

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:52, Reply)

Don't
Just....don't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:53, Reply)

Well you know that I always look to you for guidance on these matters, so that's all I need to know.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:55, Reply)

My brother reckons it's the funniest film he's ever seen*


*apart from 'Le Petomane'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:57, Reply)

The first one literally left me chuckling to myself
It's so dumb. But the second one contained some really horrific stuff. I've normally got a strong tolerance for these things, but this caught me off guard.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:58, Reply)

It was made independently by a fan of the first one, was it not?
It's not an actual sequel, right?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:02, Reply)

No, it's by the same people
But set in London.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_Centipede_II
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

Oh righto
Not my scene at all tbh - more of a 70s kung fu man.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Me too
I learned a valuable less there, Monts.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

Imma go watch The Prodigal Son
Wish I had some weed.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I've been watching Afro Samurai
It's anime, but with Samuel L Jackson doing the character's voice, and Rza from Wu Tang doing the music, it's a strong 7/10
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

Look, shall we all just sack off work today and all meet down the park with a couple of cans and some weed?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:18, Reply)

That sounds wonderful

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:23, Reply)

I could cry.
I would love to go back to those simpler times SO MUCH.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:32, Reply)

\o
That sounds like a great plan
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:41, Reply)

I'm in.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:42, Reply)

oh dear

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

Quite

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

In fact, had I read that before I watched the film
I probably wouldn't have bothered.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:14, Reply)

nah, same director
the version that came out had been heavily cut by the sensors I believe, the "dick wrapped in barbed wire rape scene" was not in the public interest somehow
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:04, Reply)

I had the dubious honour of seeing the uncut version
Barbed wire, staples, dead baby...it was lovely stuff. :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)

what the bejeesus,
why would you watch that? Dead bady? Barbed wire rape. no thanks. I'll watch Point Break.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:07, Reply)

I fuckin love point break

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

we all do Bill,
we all do.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

I. AM. AN. F. B. I. AAGENT!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:11, Reply)

BECAUSE I'M AN IDIOT, OK?
Nah, I actually have a reason, but it's too stupid to utter here. Not wanking related, I assure you.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:08, Reply)

did Baldmonkey double dare you?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:09, Reply)

HE'S NOT THE BOSS OF ME

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:10, Reply)

Shh it's ok, Twoey
He can't touch you here.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

He's a monster, Tangled
:(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

I know, I know
You're with friends now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:15, Reply)

He can't get MARRRRRRR

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:13, Reply)

+Satisfaction, but he tries, but he tries…….

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

alright, calm down, he can't get you here.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 9:12, Reply)

It's OK, just listen to some Bob MARRley and chill out

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:16, Reply)

How does he like his doughnuts?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:27, Reply)

Wi' TOE CANCER in

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:31, Reply)

so what's so bad about it compared to the first one, the premise is the same isn't it? sticthcing arses to mouth

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:05, Reply)

It's more visually horrific
Very little actually happens in the first one, to be honest. The second one is all about shock value really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Would you like me to realign your internet chakras?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:50, Reply)

Yer go on then

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 31 May 2013, 8:51, Reply)

*fists*
/ac
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 9:01, Reply)