I blame the children
a friend of mine compared two pictures of me the other day pre and post mini ape, less than 2 years difference. Apparently I have aged hugely : (
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:16, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

looking at my friends with kids versus those who don't, i totally agree
some look ten years older. i think it's lack of sleep?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:17, Reply)

prolly
luckily men age better than women eh?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:18, Reply)

not mentally
nothing more pathetic than a middle-aged man trying to prove he's still got it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:19, Reply)

terrible battered bullying yere

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:20, Reply)

you know what i mean
hair dye, sports cars with a beer gut busting over the seatbelt, drooling over his daughter's teenage mates...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

Dr Christian off of the Embarrassing Bodies programme was born on the exact same day as me
And that makes me do a :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:23, Reply)

are you similarly built?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:24, Reply)

Christ no

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:25, Reply)

He's much better built.
If you know what I mean. The big fat mess.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I'm just as god made me, Windy

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:29, Reply)

I think he used up all the left overs.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

I don't have space here to create a big enough :(

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:36, Reply)

built homosexual
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 May 2013, 11:29, Reply)

i was at a charity do recently where he was the guest speaker
i'd never heard of him. he's rather camp.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:28, Reply)

plus, hair transplants, the fucking queer

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:30, Reply)

orly?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:31, Reply)

RLY

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 May 2013, 10:43, Reply)