He totes cheated and went hunting for pizzas in his knitted loincloth to asda ;)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:09, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Was his mankini in the wash then?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:11, Reply)

It's in my sewing pile,
there's a hole in one of the elbows.
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

i have 2 top trouser buttons to sew back on...
post hols diet I think
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

Chuck them over onto my pile ;o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

is this a euphemism?
it's ok you can tell me, DG will up to his back wheels in the dalek by now anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

*winks*
Vizlols :D
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:20, Reply)

I saw someone wearing a mankini in a supermarket once.
*shudders*
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

I have worn a mankini, with a nice pair of brogues
I was red raw in the morning, RED RAW
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

ASDA 10" stone baked base
Make your own pizza is one of the only reasons to go there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:12, Reply)

Asda is like the obesity wing of a mental asylum

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:13, Reply)

And you would know all about the obesity wing
How is your job at KFC going?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:14, Reply)

back online now, after having some play time with mini ape and popping her to bed
got a bit of James Vincent McMorrow on the speakers, big bottle of becks in hand, all I need to do now is remember what the fuck I was supposed to be doing
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:17, Reply)

Typing on B3ta and chilling Nakers that is all

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:18, Reply)

nah, got a weekly update email to concoct and some other shit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:22, Reply)

Subject line: week ending the 31st & still an unintelligent twat.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 19:48, Reply)

Edit Line: whoops wrong year it's 13 not 31






hahaha
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:09, Reply)