look we all just want to know for certain your weight
and if at all possible also your bmi
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

all we want is the truth

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:37, Reply)

i wish for more innocent times
when asking someone's weight and bmi was not sneered at with derision
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

this is how he gets

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

Ok this sounds good
6'1" 13 and a half stone no idea about my BMI...



what happens now?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:38, Reply)

brb just gonna check yer bmi

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:39, Reply)

TELL ME I'M OK
I'M NOT GONNA DIE SOON AM I?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

ok cool you're basically on the line for not overweight,
so imma go ahead and assume you're slightly overweight cos everyone slightly overplays their height and underplays their weight, nothing to be ashamed of we all do it, you're alright tho, barely overweight if at all
( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:40, Reply)

he might be lying though

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:41, Reply)

You're just after a cock gaz aint you?
Bad Rosie back in your box

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

please dont

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:47, Reply)

ignore her its all she wants send her loads

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)

i cant deal with you when you get like this

( rosalicious i fucking love youve been framed, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

hahaha Poor Rosie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:04, Reply)

My zoom function don't work
I'll send Pics. Of Gonzes Cock, I hope she dont realise it's circumcised and just think I'm happy to see her
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:03, Reply)

Yeah yeah
Playing hard to get now aint cha




tee hee
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:01, Reply)

But wait........How do I know it wasn't the others guys BMI you go it mixed up with?
He's only a kid I wan't to go home



*Cries*



saving privite BMI Ryan
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:43, Reply)

its fine you're not fat fat just fat

( Sir Sand GOBLIN ^popular page dis, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:44, Reply)

:(
But I have a six pack..... It's my arse isn't it.....I can never see it in the shower, I bet it drags along like a caravan behind me :(


I feel so low
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:55, Reply)

I swapped my six pack for a small keg.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I thought you was training for the run?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:05, Reply)

Had to pull out after injuring foot innit.
Shouldn't have cut the plaster cast off...
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:08, Reply)

I refuse to say I told you so

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:18, Reply)