I've had a pint, and now a glass of wine
the last glass in a bottle in fact. So now I am faced with the ultimate choice - should I have beer or wine next?

Option 3 would be Pear Schnapps but that seems a bit masochistic.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:46, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Depends on whether you have more beer or more wine.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Open another bottle of wine.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:48, Reply)

Wotcha Batts.
I see you might be heading north at some point. Anywhere in mind?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:49, Reply)

Not yet. Will be the autumn at the earliest. Will let you know nearer the time.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 31 May 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Good-oh.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 31 May 2013, 20:58, Reply)

On your way up pass by and get a Chicken Dumpling the Size of a Muskmelon
covered in spicy Gravy
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 31 May 2013, 21:00, Reply)