Morning!
And what a beautiful day it looks to be.

How is Saturday shaping up for you?
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 9:57, 36 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

i'm at work
and i just checked in online for my holiday tomorrow. i hate that they charge you to reserve seats online, an extra fucking £40, fucking monarch. i blame easyjet and ryanair for making all the other airlines sneak all their charges in as extras.

cheapskate cunts. they should be paying ME for glamorising their airline. grumble grumble.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Where are yougoing/

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:18, Reply)

I've only flown with Monarch once.
Never again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Fair do's to Monarch, they are shit but if you write them a whinging letter after a delay the flight is refunded

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I flew to the Maldives with them, the lack of leg room was almost criminal.
And there were no upgrade options.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Then what happened?
What I am doing here is drawing attention to your almost criminal boring story
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

Nothing to add, had holiday, flew back in discomfort.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Ryanair.
Fuckers, they have every add-on cost there is.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

I've still not seen your breasts and as such find it hard to care

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Well, I've jacked in my job, gotta move country, and I need a poo

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:09, Reply)

Wow. What country are you going to settle in, and I hope your poo is satisfying.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:26, Reply)

Coming back to England, gissa job

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:29, Reply)

What do you do?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

I get drunk quite a lot

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

Buy a pub.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Just been out for a large helping of brekkie noms.
Got some paperwork to do, that'll entail pissing about on the 'pute for a while. Gym later, and a curry tonight.
And off to this tomorrow.
themanchesterdayparade.co.uk
I've packed in boozing for the month, I'll see how long that lasts.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:25, Reply)

Generally speaking, 4 weeks.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:27, Reply)

I'm off to a party, not sure if it's Saturday 29th June, or 5th July.
If it's June, I'll give it up to then. If it's July, I'll last the month.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:31, Reply)

Been out since stupid o'clock
after having ridiculously little sleep. I'm fucking hanging already.

To add insult to injury, I bought some crumpets from Asda on the way home, and they were so nasty I had to throw away the whole packet.

Woe is me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:35, Reply)

Haha your life sucks

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I noe rite?
Still, at least I have breasts.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Dude, harsh

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

Go to the pier. That'll cheer you up.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:38, Reply)

Are you kidding?
It'll be full of Brummies.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Well then it'll cheer you up and you won't be the one with the silly accent.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

This is true.
So, what are you up to this fine sunny June day?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:44, Reply)

Bacon.
At the moment. There is talk of going out for lunch as well.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:48, Reply)

Man, you know how to live.
Next thing you know, you'll be talking about cider.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:49, Reply)

I ought to organise a JeffStock III
for the enjoyment of cider drinkers.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:51, Reply)

\o/
Duuuuuude
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

You approve?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

I'll be there.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

I walked into a lamppost last night.
I was pissed as a newt.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)

lamppost floor lamp
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:53, Reply)

it fucking hurt

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:54, Reply)

You have no idea how much I sympathise*









*I do not sympathise
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 1 Jun 2013, 10:57, Reply)