One of my grandads was chasing the future president of Egypt around what was then Palestine
Whenever he appeared on TV in the 70s he would mutter under his breath and turn the TV off.
The other one was being bombed frequently whilst driving a train in and out of the docks.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:30, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

A Sadat story

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:35, Reply)

My Grandfather was in the Sherwood Foresters and spent most of his time in North Africa
During WW2 it was a quirk of fate that he ended up in 7th Armoured and not building a bridge over the river Kwai like some of his old unit
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Robbed from the Reich to give to the poor eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:37, Reply)

Very good

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

*groan*
You've been waiting the whole thread to get that joke in, haven't you?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)

Honestly, no
Just popped into my head when I read it
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:41, Reply)

I knew you were Goering to use that excuse

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:43, Reply)

What are you Waffen on about?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

Heil leave you two to it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:05, Reply)

I might have Hessed you'd be Stukan your nose into something that Doenitz concern you.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)

You're getting a bit Göring now

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)

You mean Bormann

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 14:37, Reply)

Wearing green tights?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Yes
Yes I am
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:38, Reply)

Hello sexy.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

*lifts skirt hem*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:39, Reply)

*bites ankle*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 6 Jun 2013, 13:40, Reply)