I use scissors to trim my beard and tache
This is why I look like such an idiot.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's true, he does look like an idiot.
I was once stopped by a stranger as I was standing near Monty and the stranger said to me "Excuse me, is that guy over there an idiot?" and he pointed right at Monty.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:30, Reply)

^ he's right, you know!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:37, Reply)

To be fair you were reading the latest edition of IDIOTS MONTHLY at the time.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Upside down

(PsychoChomp, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:40, Reply)

Boy you turn me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:41, Reply)

That is just silly.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:32, Reply)

It'll never catch on.
I mean, what next? Trimming normal head hair with scissors? I don't think so!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:39, Reply)

Not while this product is on the market it won't
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OyXJEhxOsv0#t=265s
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:46, Reply)

I bought one of these
www.argos.co.uk/static/Product/partNumber/4436405.htm

It did not end well
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 10:50, Reply)