Maybe Chef.
But it looks like hard work and long hours.

I like restaurants.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:43, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Good drinking opportunities.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

Very hard work and not well paid
split shifts 6 days most weeks
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:44, Reply)

F that.
I was thinking 3 hours max and then getting on the guzzers.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:46, Reply)

Knock a couple sarnies together then help yourself to the bar

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:47, Reply)

Totes.
Crack on with the High End Drinking. Which, btw, I love.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:54, Reply)

I had no idea - we could be twins!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:55, Reply)

Lunch and dinner shift 5 hours a pop
My wife spent 15 years as a Chef shes now in Catering management earns shit loads more and works from 7.30-3.15pm each day
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

Something about a badly made kebab.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:52, Reply)

People seem to think certain jobs are a walk in the park.
On of the best I heard was someone close to retiring talking about opening up a B&B near the coast not realising it's a 24hours a day job 7 days a week
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:01, Reply)

When you say 'certain jobs', you're really talking about 'park keeper' or 'dog walker' here aren't you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:05, Reply)

Nice quiet one in Margate or Great Yarmouth.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

Fucking hell, I once went the Clacton on sea* that was dire
*it was work related not out of choice
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:07, Reply)

Until you have been to GY (as I am qualified to call it)
you are an amateur at all things in life.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

I'll make a point of avoiding it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:14, Reply)

I honestly think it's the worst place I have ever been.
And I have been round Monty's flat.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:19, Reply)

Hello?
I do read this site you know.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

You could open up a rival chain to the motorway restaurants that Battered has.
Big chef.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)

+ heap i

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 12:48, Reply)