I wish I had the stones to dress in woven flax.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I am actually doing some on-line compliance training!
What has the world come to?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

where's my fucking job offer?

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

You only had 20 seconds in which to do it, yeah?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

*outsmarts bullet*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

It's the baggy grey yak-hair y-fronts wot AH loov, Kinghee.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:20, Reply)

And don't they look absolutely fucking chock-full of dignity.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

See below

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

see below

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)

Dignity is having the stones to send your weeping child to school in a hand-woven felt cape
with a carob-and-lentil bar instead of a Trio in his sustainable oak lunchbox.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

Dignity is about being confident with leaving work early
Dignity is having the stones to dress head to toe in hemp and live in a field with 1000s of people, knowing no one there, but having sex with a number of wonderful people, and impregnating them all.
Dignity is knowing what types of alfalfa you like and having the courage to let the world know you're not afraid to hide it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I tell you what, if Nik Kershaw isn't sporting a partial right now
then I fucking am.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:25, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 7 Jun 2013, 13:27, Reply)