'Fantasy tossers' is similarly real.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:28, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Fosser

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:28, Reply)

This whole thread boils down to you reading a word you didn't know.
And assuming it was stupid and made up and the Author knew nothing. When in fact it was just a word you didn't know used correctly in context?
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:36, Reply)

No, real or not, it set the tone for what it was going to be like and I know that it's not for me and bailed before I got too annoyed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:37, Reply)

I don't think it's the books fault that you read every word you don't know in a sarcastic internal voice.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:40, Reply)

No, that's my father's fault.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:41, Reply)

Maybe if he'd taught you properly you'd know the word Lordlings

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

He's in the UK next month, I'm gonna punch the stupid cunt out.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

Is that the only present you could think of?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)

:o(
Actually I got him some wine. Not much better tbh
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:43, Reply)

It's my girlfriends birthday on wednesday.
I got her something I think is nice but asked for a girls opinion. The reply was.
"What does it do? Why would she need it, no. Just no"

now I don't know what to dooo :(
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:46, Reply)

Stick to Owl related presents
you know you'll be safe there
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:47, Reply)

I went off piste, and got her a nice carafe
(will delete this soon in case she sees)
Main present is taking her to London zoo for the late night thing but need to give her something on the day.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:50, Reply)

That looks good.
The friend you asked is a prick.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:56, Reply)

^ THIS ^
Delete away
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

Carafes aren't supposed to have stoppers
If it has a stopper its a decanter /pedant
( Peej, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Oops.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:49, Reply)

youings needings toings chillings, itsings aings goodings bookings.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

+ if you believe in me if you believe in loooove

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

This guy's calling you a cunt Mon
Whaddaya say to that eh? You got the stones to admit you're a wrong un?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:38, Reply)

Imma shank the bitch.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:42, Reply)

You're a man grown Mon and no mistakin'
The others have that whining sellsword
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 10 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)