I was fine with that until the night some fucking bitch ordered 2 bottles of champagne, drank them both
and then the bill was split 18 ways. I had no idea they were going to do this, I was broke so didn't have a starter or dessert and ended up paying about three times what I expected. Fucking rich cunts.
( Peej, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

My father pulled a similar stunt on my brother a few years ago,
he had the cheapest main course and one glass of wine, the old boy did his usual four courses, different wine per course etc. Bruv was livid.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

That's why I always order last and order the most expensive.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

You're *quite* the catch!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

it's this kind of thought process that led to the great chompy/swipe split of 2010

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

I also had this happen on a hen night
ordered a £6 lasagne (during another period of joblessness) and was expected to pay £22. not a fucking chance.
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

The key is to be clear at the beggining if you must
don't get to the time for the bill and bitch and moan about it.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)

This is correct.
Or just stay at home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

the bank took it away :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

bank electric board
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)