We once hopped over the back wall of a pub in Winch and nicked two crates of brown beer
that must have been 10 years out of date. Heist of the century, that one.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:50, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

I had a pub that all the barrels used to go out in the yard as the cellar was so small,
To combat theft, we'd lock up and chain all the new ones, and leave 2 empties full of water unchained (made to look like it was a mistake)
They'd regularly go missing, but I met a guy a few months back who told the story if how he stole a barrel, and found it to be water, and how angry he was. Victory.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:54, Reply)

lols

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:55, Reply)

I'd steal a barrel just to have a homebrew barrel.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 15:59, Reply)

You're smart enough to know that real kegs aren't closed up with cork.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:03, Reply)

I really don't think he is windy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:08, Reply)

ACHSULLY I AM ACHSULLY,
YOU CAN'T CORK A PRESSURE BARREL THICKO
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:10, Reply)

You know, I'm going to be in Milton Keynes everyday for 3 weeks fairly soon, I'm considering a Keynes bash.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:11, Reply)

Gaz me up bitch.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:14, Reply)

count me in too

(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:16, Reply)

Better sign Battered up, he can get twin room for him and Doris

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:19, Reply)

no need
I shall be able to get home quite easily from there!
(Purpledoris I've got afeckin' job, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)