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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's alright, 'The Internet'
I'm back now.

EDIT: I know you're there, I can hear you breathing. Come out from behind those sofas.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 21:59, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I can't get to my feet because of my asthma, miss.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:03, Reply)
Alright b3th?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:04, Reply)
Yer.
Interview thing on Thursday, so... you know.

Nothing major, just a 'it'll do' kind of thing. Needs must etc.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:06, Reply)
Tell me more!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:07, Reply)
Well-a well-a well-a oomph!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:08, Reply)
hahahaha

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:08, Reply)
Gazzed, innit.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:10, Reply)
Good luck.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:07, Reply)
And you, with all the applications you've got out there.
Soul destroying, ain't it?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:10, Reply)
It really fucking is.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:11, Reply)
You know what helps?
Alcomahol.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:12, Reply)
I has some right now.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Me too!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:15, Reply)
OMG!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:21, Reply)
I have a beer!
(I didn't want to be left out).
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:23, Reply)
I bet you're not as drunk as I am though.
I didn't even realise I was drunk until I had to get up and look for something.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:34, Reply)
haha!
Shit 'mod'!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:06, Reply)
At least I can see the top shelf at the newsagent.
I heard you have to ask fourteen year olds to buy your Razzle for you.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:07, Reply)
I haven't bought grumble for ten years.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:08, Reply)

And you're only forty three.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:13, Reply)
Jackanory
Tell a story
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:13, Reply)
I once found a bag of around 30 grumble mags stuffed in a carrier bag inside a hedge.
I suspect that whoever 'hid' them there was mightily upset a few days later.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:14, Reply)
Grumble in its natural habitat.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:15, Reply)
Absolutely.
This was in the days when grumble models looked like real women and not like pre-pubescent teenagers. So I'm told.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:19, Reply)
You never see that on Springwatch.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:23, Reply)
There's a TV programme idea for Dave if ever there was one.
Grumblewatch!
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:26, Reply)

Pig Breeder's Weekly and Skelp Ma Pullet do not count.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:16, Reply)
Neither does 'Deep Fried Mars Bar Cum Festival', so fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:21, Reply)

Niiice.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:22, Reply)
Yer ma besht pal really, hic!

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:24, Reply)

You bleezin', min?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:26, Reply)
Now you're just talking a load of keech.
Excuse me, I'm going to fuck off now.
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:27, Reply)

Don't drink on school days.

Bye though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:31, Reply)
On a promise?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:36, Reply)
Nah, just knackered.

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:37, Reply)
Well, give her tits a squeeze on the way past for me, anyway.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Jun 2013, 22:38, Reply)

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