haha yeah tourist attractions, like anyone cares about that shit
yeah, let's all talk about that

yeah right

because that's interesting

haha
(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:42, 21 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Morning Frank.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:44, Reply)

christ, just shut up and fuck off will you

(King Zog of Albania lives in Kensington, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:45, Reply)

Alright let's keep things civil, eh?
No one wants any trouble.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Remember when you ran away
And I got on my knees and begged you
Not to go because I'd go berserk?

WELL,

You left me anyhow and
Then the days got worse and worse
And now you see I've gone completely
out of my mind,

AND

[chorus 1]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the funny farm
Where Life is Beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those Nice Young Men
In their Clean White Coats
And they're coming to take me AWAY,
HA HAAAAA

You thought it was a joke,
and so you LAUGHED, YOU LAUGHED
When I had said that losing you
Would make me flip my lid,

RIGHT?

You know you laughed.
I HEARD you laugh, you laughed
And laughed and laughed
And then you left,
And now you see I'm Utterly Mad

AND

[chorus 2]
They're coming to take me away,
Haha, they're coming to take me away,
Ho ho, hee hee, ha ha,
To the Happy Home with Trees and Flowers
And Chirping Birds and basket weavers
Who sit and smile and
Twiddle their thumbs and toes
And they're coming to Take me Away,
HAHAAAAAAAAA

I cooked your food,
I cleaned your house,
And this is how you pay me back
For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

RIGHT?

Well, you just wait,
They'll get you yet,
And when they do, they'll put you in
the ASPCA, you mangy MUTT,

AND

(chorus 1)
(chorus 2)
(chorus 1 trailing into mumbles in the distance)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 9:59, Reply)

pls send this ringtone to my cell
thx
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:01, Reply)

Cell? Are you in prison???!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:07, Reply)

They told me it's not a prison, but I'm not allowed to leave.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:08, Reply)

Sorry is everyone on this site a fucking brainwrong except me?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:11, Reply)

I'm afraid not
You are the worst of the lot.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:12, Reply)

This....this is a dream, right? I'm going to wake up in a minute, right?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

Shh, it's ok now

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:14, Reply)

www.mentalhealth.org.uk/
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:02, Reply)

the back of my throat hurts

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:13, Reply)

you will have to relax more
that way it will slide past your gag reflex and you wont be sore in the morning
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:15, Reply)

HHAHAHA, COCKS, RIGHT GUYS???? COCKS, YEAH?????

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Go and stand in the corner with King Zurg till you've calmed down a bit, yeah?
No more Sunny D for Mon okay people
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Cocksright sounds like a medieval profession

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:22, Reply)

a medieval profession the only thing I've ever heard from a wedding usher
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:24, Reply)

I've started a new thread.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:20, Reply)

Are you banned from Talk Frank?

( Peej, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 10:52, Reply)

He's sandboxed
Which means he can post there, but only he and the mods can see it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)