ATTENTION AL...ATTENTION AL...
No one gives 2 shits about your razor blade fixation...unless you're going to DYAAKY.

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(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Sorry fister, did you have a point? I may have missed it.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:06, Reply)

Nope. Not a thing. Nothing to see here squire.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:08, Reply)

Fair enough. Do you like shaving?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:11, Reply)

I would say that 'like' is perhaps too strong a word.
I shave. That pretty much sums up the experience for me.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:12, Reply)

What you need is a really nice double edged safety razor,
a badger bristle brush, some nice Taylors shaving cream and a load of Shark or Astra blades and you will find that shaving becomes an actual pleasure.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:15, Reply)

A pleasure?
We are talking about shaving here, aren't we?

Pleasure is a nice cool gin and tonic on a hot day; caressing a fully-pitched delivery through the covers for four; stumping some prick who's been fooled by the flight of the spinner; oh aye - and a right nice BJ.

Now what were you on about?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:18, Reply)

Something less gay than cricket. I was talking about getting hot and soapy and stroking slowly and carefully.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:20, Reply)

Cricket? Gay? WTF? Just wait till Darth reads this....oh wait.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:22, Reply)

i agree with these definations of pleasure
may I also add knocking out some pricks middle stump so it cartwheels away?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

You may, although bowling is some kind of voodoo thing of which I know bugger all.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Wed 12 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)