I sure did.
He was called 'Funnyman Wood' and he lived with his mother in the U-bend. He wore a white lab coat and his mother had a northern accent and would always tell him off. I produced stories about him in a newspaper which I wrote in the school holidays. The newspaper served the fictional hamlet of 'Fonkitown' and was called 'The Nightly Fonk'. I was an inventive, albeit clearly disturbed, child.

Alt: one or two
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:26, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

was am

(the last one, obv)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I was not expecting this level of mania from anyone other than Frank.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

The difference is that I was about 6, not 50.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I believe you have put your finger on a salient point.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

on a salient point.

up your dad's ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Shut it, Hank.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)