In honour of Frank, have you ever had a pretend friend?
I had one for a short while when I was about five. It didn't have a name or anything, I just used to chat to it when my brother was a baby, because babies are shit and boring and don't like having mud thrown at them.

Alt: Do you have any expensive hobbies? I'm kind of a book snob and I'm trying to avoid buying more books because I need to save up for actual important life stuff.

Alt alt: I dunno, talk amongst yourselves. I'm not your Entertainment Monitor.

Battered totally looks like Hank off Breaking Bad. Who else looks like stuff?
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:09, 114 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Here for this quarter's KRONEY THREAD

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)

He did promise to do one in June
I've been looking forward to this for ages
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Y'know as I posted that I thought "That was a bit of an HH post"
I think we need to spend more time apart, Harters.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

it's probably for the best........
I will miss you, just saying
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

I might start doing them with collectable covers.
Or serial numbers, maybe.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Can you sign mine PLEASE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)

Signing's a good idea.
If I did collectable covers, I'd just have Monty complaining about how x cover isn't as desirable as y cover despite him diligently collecting them all and putting himself right back in debt again.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Alt: I like to surf; it was pretty expensive to get all the initial purchases
The worst thing is I’m sure geographically that I’m probably as far away from the ocean as you can get in England
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:12, Reply)

Vipros, late of this parish, was a surfer.
He lived down in Devon, or Dorset, or Cornwall or something. He had the sense to not be a Midlander when he chose his hobby, is what I'm saying.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

:(
It's just something I tried once on holiday, for some reason it just came naturally to me.

My son is really good at it
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:17, Reply)

There is talk of building a surfing lake in Bristol.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:14, Reply)

Bristol's right next to the sea, though.
Birmingham I could understand.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

They can build their own.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:16, Reply)

Which reminds me I need to go to the Brom. snowdome at some stage

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

I had a Imaginary friend, he had a farm under my pillow. I started to name the animals but then I got bored.
Alt: Drinking.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:13, Reply)

I feel like I did my imaginary friend a disservice by not giving him a name.
Henceforth he shall be ret-conned as "Philip"
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:18, Reply)

You lot are all my imaginary friends.
I'm pretty sure most of you don't exist.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:15, Reply)

:o

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:19, Reply)

^^^
this definitely. Besides, aren't we all Al?

alt: Military naval history books, pointless gadgets, tools, and beer.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Alt: I spend too much money on books, food, gadgets and pretty much anything else I am interested in.
Kroney looks like this:


( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Needs MOAR onions

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:20, Reply)

Nope, the cardigan is missing and the arms aren't raised

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

I forgot the white flag as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Sort of
thelightinchains.blogspot.co.uk/2009/03/i-miss-bernard.html
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Image fail.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:21, Reply)

Darn blogspot

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:22, Reply)

lol

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

No, I had real friends
alt: does child count? she takes up most of my time, money and weekends.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

One of the most misguided comments I ever heard was
“We will wait till we can afford to have children”
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Definitely.
That means wait forever
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Yep, you can never afford kids
Unless you're Paul Gadd
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)

Totally signed this thread

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:23, Reply)

*prints*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

*puts on Ebay*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

I signed my name on your mum's arse
with my spunk
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:24, Reply)

Terrence Trent Darby's
Less successful zzzzzzzz
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

Click.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I know exactly nothing about TTD, he did music right?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

He was one of Darths lot

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

an inbred?

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

a telecommunications analyst?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

Pescetarian innit

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

from Norwich?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

That's a fake

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

Oh man, Ringofyre's just accused me of being hypocrite because I'm mocking a paedophile and once made a joke about necrophilia on /talk.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

HE'S GOT YOU THERE AND NO MISTAKE!!!!
chalk one up for the Ringster.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)

I'm not quite sure what the mental processes are that lead someone to that conclusion.
Other than 'I'm drunk and having a breakdown'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

You have it precisely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Blimey, that was quicker than usual.
b3ta.com/questions/spoilers/post1990471
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

The crazy fool
Does he not know that necrophilia and paedophilia are about as far away from each other on the spectrum of philias as it's possible to get? How can you be a hypocrit?

DOES THE MAN HAVE NO SENSE?
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

What about if you are into dead kids?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

Naedophilia?
Or is that getting turned on by curry?
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I like this

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

Pervert.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)

No, that would be John Major

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)

^ Upset hypocrite ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)

I sure did.
He was called 'Funnyman Wood' and he lived with his mother in the U-bend. He wore a white lab coat and his mother had a northern accent and would always tell him off. I produced stories about him in a newspaper which I wrote in the school holidays. The newspaper served the fictional hamlet of 'Fonkitown' and was called 'The Nightly Fonk'. I was an inventive, albeit clearly disturbed, child.

Alt: one or two
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)

was am

(the last one, obv)
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

I was not expecting this level of mania from anyone other than Frank.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:29, Reply)

The difference is that I was about 6, not 50.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)

I believe you have put your finger on a salient point.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)

on a salient point.

up your dad's ringpiece.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)

Shut it, Hank.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:33, Reply)

You got a lot of nerve showing your face around here, Hauser

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

I want to know why Sporto didn't take a photo of my doppelganger
I want to sit in judgement of the likeness. it'd be useful to know the guy for when I become dictator and require a double.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Typical Northerner
No consideration at all
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

are you desperately trying to flog some life into this flacid thread?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

Just like yourself
Staring into the bathroom mirror with a tear in your eye... desperately trying to coax some life into your withered old chap. Knowing that this is the last chance before your missus, sick of your inability, will leave the house and fuck half the pub.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

hnag on, who are you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

His flat overlooks your bathroom.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

know one over looks me I'm higher than them all

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Thats why I am always priapic
He is a handsome man(apart from the problem as described)
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

This thread
is a post ten pint, late night female disappointment.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

An excellent summary.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

Sorry man
I didnt have my phone to hand
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

You have failed me for the last time, Admiral Sporto.

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)

I read that in the voice of "The Claw"
From inspector gadget
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

Inspector gadget was bent, FACT

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)

I am a Inspector gadget was + spastic
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Nicely done.
There hasn't been enough of this recently.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

Can't beat the classics eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)

classics

facts
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)

Yeahm weel, YOU SHUT up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

^ upset ^

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

*Bosstones*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)

Boss The cassette played pop

*shrugs*
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

eh?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

You've purple-named yourself, you narcissist

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)

I added myself as a friend as well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

legless is my friend

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

Cheers
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:13, Reply)

An amethyst perhaps

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)

( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:03, Reply)

That diatribe is what got me into the show in the first place

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

Bastards
b3ta.com/board/10972280
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

What has upset you, Double Aitch?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:20, Reply)

They never post the vote on here anymore :(

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:21, Reply)

D'you think that might be because everyone always responded with 'fuck off' and accusations of Scaryduck being a nonce?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)

All it takes is one rotten apple, eh?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:37, Reply)

I suspect young master tangles might have just put his finger on why this is.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:39, Reply)

I'm nothing if not perspicacious.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:40, Reply)

does that mean sweaty

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 13:02, Reply)

on why this is up a dogs bum
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

I'm not a mod.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:42, Reply)

^ This is the reason they don't post the vote no more
BULLY
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Look, you take what you can get, harters.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:43, Reply)

Thread's dead, baby.
Thread's dead.
( Kroney, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:24, Reply)

Time of day innit K-dag

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:26, Reply)

This is fucking dire.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:41, Reply)

Start a new thread then Stunned poster
I'm sure you have not done one for a while
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 13 Jun 2013, 12:42, Reply)