I'm googling "my piss smells a bit like apples" and getting worried.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:23, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

??? apples
What does it say?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:24, Reply)

YOU FUCKED GRANNY SMITH

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

I never knew b3th's sirname was Smith

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

Sorry sporters
Benny has the best comedy answer. I feel ashamed.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

this^

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

Google says
"Look out of the window, if you see that you are in Somerset this is completely normal" " If however you see concrete cows it is BAD AIDS best DYAAKY sorry to be the bearer"
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

That I'm dehydrated, if it carries on I should go to the doctor and it may be an infection.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Stop chugging cox then

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:25, Reply)

Who are you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:26, Reply)

YM
Now go get your fuckin' shinebox!
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

Ok, I don't care.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

*noogies*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, Reply)

Mine was the colour of Rose's Lime Cordial earlier

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:27, Reply)

NO FRUIT ROSE CHAT

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

*facepalms*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:29, Reply)

*nyuck nyuck nyucks*

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:23, Reply)

It would probably taste better than lime cordial

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:28, Reply)

I've got a mexican cervesa homebrew which I had last night.
It's pretty shit, sweet larger with lime in it, but it got me hammered, must be 6-7%+ I didn't expect that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:30, Reply)

That sounds fucking grim

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:31, Reply)

Tastes a bit like Sol,
So yeah, not great but meh drinkable, won't do it again.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

Which is probably why I'm an apple pisser.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:32, Reply)

You piss it all of the day
Oo arr oo arr ay etc.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 15:37, Reply)