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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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My mother is renting a house in Oct for a week somewhere in Wiltshire
as her missus turns 70 just after I hit 40 so 'fun' and games there, Lusty has something planned for mine too I think, not 100% sure
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:49, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I had fun and games with your mum when she turned 69
Ifyouknowwhatimean
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
No I don't, sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
She's only 64, you see.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
getting older
losing her hair


oh god I have bored myself with this tedious pun
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
dunno someone told me 69 was some kind of sex thing

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)
It's when you have sex 69 times in a night,
I do it all the time.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:59, Reply)
+ when I am wearing my dating balaclava



*yes I am sticking with this*
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)
oh yeah I do that like all the time

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)
Was Batts the first out of you lot to hit 40?

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)
Yup, smallest in size, biggest in age....

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
That give you a few months of unrelenting age jokes

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
Bloody hell her missus turns 70
Man that's gonna be some cheese toastie peeling going on
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)
I've gone off you now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:54, Reply)
thats twice in as many days
a personal record
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)
You should pull your top over your head and run around with your arms outstretched like those football chaps do.
They seem to enjoy it, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)
I am doing it Monts
I feel like the King of the World
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 14 Jun 2013, 17:01, Reply)

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