Bit shit
No card, present was a bottle with chilli's in it, it looks nice but says not for consumption, decorative purposes. I have nowhere to put it and the wife bought it thinking I would cook with it. The day went ok and ended absolutely shit. I am now tired ratty and really can't be fucked.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:51, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

You should have got a Razor Backed Musk Turtle
I still need to name it.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:56, Reply)

That is a weird present.
Did you ask for one?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:57, Reply)

No
It was my sons idea, god knows what him and the wife were thinking
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

hahaha

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

call it Sherman or Panzer
after the tank
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Name it after a ninja artist from italy

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:00, Reply)

That would be to cheesy

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:01, Reply)

I wasn't serious
sorry for the misunderstanding
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Sorry PJ I'm all a bit Meh this morning

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:26, Reply)

I understand
and sympathise
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:27, Reply)

do you need an apey hug?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:58, Reply)

Yes
Yes I do.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

Come ere big guy
My fathers day was also shit, 5:30 wake up from mini ape after getting to bed at 1, 3 hours in the car from Cambridge via central London, then an afternoon of exhausted admin and house bollocks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Did you fuck things up with the missus too?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:02, Reply)

Nah, that's probably more of a slow burner
Sorry to hear that mate, don't give up though, it was never gonna be a smooth path.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:06, Reply)

Morning Nakers
Did you have problems getting on /OT?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 8:59, Reply)

today? No
Although I told myself on my walk in I was gonna nail work this morning and not faff about on here...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:03, Reply)

Someone needs to keep the post count up, what with prolific poster Monty Boyce being out of the country.
Everyone is relying on you, man.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:04, Reply)

achtung!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:13, Reply)

By the amount of posters around, you may have no choice but to work

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 9:05, Reply)