Ha ha
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1300116-Wiping-cock-on-hand-towel
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

She should get him a dedicated cock-towel.

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)

She's not really seeing it from his perspective.
He's probably annoyed that people keep using his cock-towel to dry their hands.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

Well, she knows he wipes his cock on that towel
If she continues to use it to dry her hands, then she's either ok with it or needs to stop bitching. Women!
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

they've got terribly sharp beaks though

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)

Perhaps something more disposal
Like a cock-roll
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)

Haha. Brilliant
I'm amazed about the level of mentalness there though. Especially about the idea of washing your cock in the sink. You'd wash your hands in the sink. You hands have been holding your cock. What difference does it make?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)

If he's just washed it, then it's clean anyway?

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)

The only thing I found odd
was the idea he actually washed his cock after pissing. Unless he doesn't wash it at any other time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

If I think there's even the remotest chance I might get noshed off I wash my cock after every piss
Some women might think that makes me a hero.
( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

A cheeky pre-nosh sluice is of course acceptable.
But I'm not going to be rinsing my cock in the sink in the toilets at work, for instance.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Then again, it's a while since I've been sucked off at work
Perhaps these two are connected and I'm doing it all wrong?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)

Yeh My wife wouldn't come to my workplace to nosh me off, its hard enough getting her to do it at home

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)

Oh wait
He's wiping his piss on the towel. Yeah, that's kind of gross.
( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

No, I think he was washing it.
that's what the OP said.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

No, it didn't :/

( Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)

nah, on page 2
"He rinses first, would never wipe cock on curtain after sex, would wash and then I'm presuming drys it on the hand towel..."
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

If washing your hands is so important how come I never get sick rimming the missus?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)

because she bleaches her starfish
it's pretty much a pre-requisite for porn stars these days.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)

Hang on? My missus is a porn star? Where can I get the dvds?

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

They are very specialist.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

Mindpiss

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

*fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)

From the pictures I've seen, she bleaches it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)

She's a Porn MARR!

( Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)