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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Fucks sake are we going to limp along in that thread all day?
Why is everyone so shit? You got problems at home or something?

Alt: Make up a stupid name for Harters' stupid pet.
Keep it to yourself though, eh.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:24, 111 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
:o

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:25, Reply)
I'm slightly hungover and want to go back to bed

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:26, Reply)
Go.
I'm not stopping you.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
I wish I could
No one to cover me if I did
(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:27, Reply)
What's the worst that could happen though?
Actually I don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
You need tucked in? For fucks sake man.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
Call it Shelley.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:28, Reply)
After the sitcom starring Hywel Bennett

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
I'm on a diet now, I'd forgotten about it until I thought. "ooh I'd like a coke" but I got water instead.
Diet chat...
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
alright swipe

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:30, Reply)
NO DIET CHAT.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
Diet?
Really?
(socynicalsohip, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:32, Reply)
Apparently he's very fat.
You should know this.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
I'm being bullied into it :(((

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Fat kids often get bullied.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I think I'm going to have to lay off a few things for a bit, too.
Exciting times in the Kroney household.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
killing hookers?
yeah, that was probably getting a bit much.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:34, Reply)
Less beer, less red meat, less dairy and portion control is pretty much all I'll be doing.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:39, Reply)
sometimes I don't eat as much as I'd like

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
Shit innit?
I blame Osbourne
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)
I have no work to do at all.
I'm bored shitless.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:31, Reply)
I'm sure I have got plenty of work to do.
Unfortunately all it inspires in me is ennui.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
Pretty much this
I've got at least 4 things that need to be done. But not right now. So I'll waste time on here, and no doubt do them at 10 o'clock tonight. Fucking idiot that I am.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:36, Reply)
I'm that bored that I've taken to browsing
our consultants' LinkedIn profiles. Some of them are rather self-congratulatory.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
Call it Deacon
as only a spastic would have a pet like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:35, Reply)
I didn't ask for it, I have no idea what the thinking was leading up to this purchase

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I'm not shitter than usual.
I just don't bother posting due the the lack of positivity here. Also life is generally good.

Alt: Arsehole
(Comrade Quixote rides again!, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
I'm dealing with a woman who is chasing up an order
They're is saying it was never delivered, I've already proven that she signed for it.

Fucks sake.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
MorningAA.
How's it hanging?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
clicking this!

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
I ordered something from eBay, got given a tracking number, didn't turn up...
Looked on the trakcing site and it said Delivered and signed for. I was furious. I contacted the seller and he said (rather cryptically) "The Priest has it".
20 minutes later a Priest turned up at my door with my package. It was so weird.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
That's rather bizarre.

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:14, Reply)
I've made up a name for Harter's turtle.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:37, Reply)
*waits*

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
The thread specified to keep it to myself.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Cool. I can cross that bit out then.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Ha ha
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/am_i_being_unreasonable/1300116-Wiping-cock-on-hand-towel
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
She should get him a dedicated cock-towel.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
She's not really seeing it from his perspective.
He's probably annoyed that people keep using his cock-towel to dry their hands.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)
Well, she knows he wipes his cock on that towel
If she continues to use it to dry her hands, then she's either ok with it or needs to stop bitching. Women!
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)
they've got terribly sharp beaks though

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
Perhaps something more disposal
Like a cock-roll
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
Haha. Brilliant
I'm amazed about the level of mentalness there though. Especially about the idea of washing your cock in the sink. You'd wash your hands in the sink. You hands have been holding your cock. What difference does it make?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:45, Reply)
If he's just washed it, then it's clean anyway?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
The only thing I found odd
was the idea he actually washed his cock after pissing. Unless he doesn't wash it at any other time.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
If I think there's even the remotest chance I might get noshed off I wash my cock after every piss
Some women might think that makes me a hero.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)
A cheeky pre-nosh sluice is of course acceptable.
But I'm not going to be rinsing my cock in the sink in the toilets at work, for instance.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Then again, it's a while since I've been sucked off at work
Perhaps these two are connected and I'm doing it all wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
Yeh My wife wouldn't come to my workplace to nosh me off, its hard enough getting her to do it at home

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Oh wait
He's wiping his piss on the towel. Yeah, that's kind of gross.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
No, I think he was washing it.
that's what the OP said.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
No, it didn't :/

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)
nah, on page 2
"He rinses first, would never wipe cock on curtain after sex, would wash and then I'm presuming drys it on the hand towel..."
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
If washing your hands is so important how come I never get sick rimming the missus?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
because she bleaches her starfish
it's pretty much a pre-requisite for porn stars these days.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
Hang on? My missus is a porn star? Where can I get the dvds?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
They are very specialist.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Mindpiss

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
*fives*

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
From the pictures I've seen, she bleaches it.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
She's a Porn MARR!

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)
Morning ladies.
I named my kitten Monty. Name it Monty HH.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:38, Reply)
Bit gay.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
No it's not.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
he's calling me a pussy here I think

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)
I have a big mark on my neck that looks like a hickey

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)
How can you tell where your neck ends and your tail begins?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:42, Reply)
it's whatever part I put my tie around

(I helped save b3ta! glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)
excellent service return

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)
'Touche'
Southend airport bar is spectacularly awful. Actually remarkably bad. It's like a travelodge conference room, no pints, no glasses...and no change or card payments.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:46, Reply)
You could always not drink?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:48, Reply)
that won't help the repulsive decor and Viking office chairs

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:49, Reply)
Lakers?

(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:50, Reply)
WTL

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:51, Reply)
as in 'I've never been anywhere. ..'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
I liked that Lakers Bar opened at 5 in the morning
Booze at 5am is never wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
I tell you what, this illegal downloading isn't as convenient as the kids would have you believe.
50+ minutes to download the thing, then a search* to find a program that can open it.
Got it now though.

*Not by me, the computer offered to do this for me.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:53, Reply)
you just got spywared.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Meh
One of your lot will fix it.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:55, Reply)
Sure, if you pay them 60 quid to run an app.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:57, Reply)
I don't pay them
And they're on a contract.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:59, Reply)
So you're downloading pirated material onto a work machine?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)
I figured if there was anything wrong with it, the security measures they have in place would prevent me from doing so.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
I see.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:04, Reply)
did you get both discs?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)
Only disc one so far.
That took long enough and now Kroney is scaremongering me :(
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I am doing nothing of the sort.
I'm sure your company will be fine with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:08, Reply)
I don't think they will.

(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:09, Reply)
Nah it'll be fine.
It's kind of a don't ask don't tell deal. If they find it by accident they'll just tap their nose at you and turn a blind eye. It's only if you go around shouting about it that they're forced to make an example.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:12, Reply)
it's a Hawkwind album not child porn

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Wait... what?
I think I've downloaded the wrong thing.
Shit!
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:18, Reply)
Haha yeah, that's fine.
Nobody really gives a shit about licencing, anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:19, Reply)
they really don't.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:21, Reply)
Downloading torrenting software onto corporate machines
is actually implicitly encouraged.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:22, Reply)
small businesses don't have the time or inclination to give a shit.
I can guarantee this from personal experience
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:25, Reply)
Unlicenced and pirated software is absolutely fine.
I don't know why you think I'm suggesting otherwise.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:28, Reply)
I don't think I have downloaded any software.
Edit: I mean apart from the thing that Windows said would help me.
And Bill Gates said that, so it must be fine.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:28, Reply)
If you got it off a torrent site
you'll have needed a client to download it the torrent. If your company has any kind of security at all, then it'll be setting alarms off.

If not, then your IT department's not worthy of the name.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:30, Reply)
We don't have an IT department.
We have to adhere to strict hygiene guidelines here.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)
The primary reason why our knickers get in a twist, by the way
is that these things often carry malicious software that can fly around an internal network like wildfire.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:32, Reply)
I bet you wouldn't snort some drugs you found on a bog floor in a pub either.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:34, Reply)
You'd have to be some sort of demented loon to do that sort of thing

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:39, Reply)
On a serious note
if there isn't actually a decent bit of DRM to stop you installing multiple copies of a program on different computers, is there realistically anything a large corporation can do to find out if you are using it's software in accordance with the licence? We're talking very small business use here?
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:31, Reply)
It's difficult to say.
I know my company's been threatened with legal action by various software companies in the past. As for small business, I couldn't tell you, I have no experience of it. I can tell you that the threat of malware alone should be enough for IT to do something about it.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:35, Reply)
if your firm gave a shit about inappropriate internet you would have been sacked for b3ta yonks ago

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:15, Reply)
Innit.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:16, Reply)
We had a guy drop off a laptop with 7gb of grot on it
I would have turned a blind eye but the Temp he gave it too reported it. Poor fucker.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)
I store my grot on the main server.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)
Our security guy does that
He thinks we don't know about his Japanese piss porn, but the truth is we just don't care.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:11, Reply)
Tell me about it
Apparently I raped my way through 35GB more than my download allowance on my work account last month. I have no idea how, I though I was being quite careful. I've asked them how much I actually used just to check.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)
alt: Call it Sub, or Grand?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 11:52, Reply)
Help for you aspey pricks
www.theregister.co.uk/2013/06/17/shy_and_retiring_theres_an_app_for_that/
(PsychoChomp, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)
It's referred to as an app briefly but if you click through to the PDF
it's running on a big monitor.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)
Back to work after a week off in Paris.
Now have 5 days to catch up with :(

I know you all missed me.
I brought you back a big box of nothing. Enjoy!
(I helped save b3ta! GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Mon 17 Jun 2013, 12:17, Reply)

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