see also jilly cooper
yeah it's bonkbusting but it's intelligent and well-plotted and funny, not like the other slushy shit in that genre.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:55, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I loved Riders, Rivals, Polo, TMWMHJ, Apassionata and Score. Not read her latest one though.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)

they went downhill after polo
wicked and jump were... not good. and the one about the painting, i forget its name. not good.

polo, rivals, riders, score, appassionata, in that order. the rest... meh.

also, you're GAY.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

I nearly failed my second year exams because I was spending too much time reading Polo and Rivals.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:00, Reply)

i used to nick them off my mum
my parents were super-strict about things like exams and school, but never lectured me about anything else, i did what i liked. however, riders persuaded even my mum to say, "now you do realise that real life isn't like that, with everyone jumping into bed with everyone all the time"

hmmmmmmmmmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:04, Reply)

It's probably a good job she can't see you now.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:09, Reply)

are you saying you don't believe in heaven
or that she isn't in it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:15, Reply)

The former.
But also the latter if I'm wrong about the former.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:21, Reply)

oh nice
did you grow that hedge yourself?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:22, Reply)

I don't get this.
But I actually replaced two fence panels last weekend.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:24, Reply)

i was implying that you were hedging your bets
hence nice hedging, did you grow it yourself
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:29, Reply)

Oh I see. That is almost funny.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:33, Reply)

i know, right?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 13:34, Reply)

I bet you read Barbara Cartland as well.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 18 Jun 2013, 12:57, Reply)