There's no one here really who has the 'full package'
Maybe if I could make some kind of amalgamated b3tan, I'd have:
Windy Pig's good looks
Battered's money
Monty's record collection
TMB's brains
Rory's incisiveness
Stunned's drugs
Kroney's legs
and Two Hats' nonchalance

Alt: Aren't we all blokes?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:42, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Alt: What's your point?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

I've nothing against gay people, I just don't want to have sex with them.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'd fuck all the straight ones though.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:46, Reply)

I'm not gay
but I will fuck anything that moves. And some things that won't.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:47, Reply)

A good Yorkshire saying...
If it moves fuck it, if not fillet it.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:52, Reply)

Nice

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:54, Reply)

It is rather succinct yes.

(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:56, Reply)

Answer to alt,
I've met a few B3tan splitarses at bashes. Hang on, the REAL male B3tan could have hired them to pretend.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:45, Reply)

There were a couple of female b3tans at Needos when we went for Monty & Stunned's birthdays.
Then there were a few more at the pub afterwards and that made me feel all awkward and I had to run home.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:48, Reply)

None of them post on here now though.
Except rachelswipe, but I didn't meet her.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 13:50, Reply)

Good looks? Awww shucks. Thanks tango.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Yeah....
what's he basing THAT on?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Must be this
www.b3tards.com/u/0fcb2734f07769c5925f/windy.jpg
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:11, Reply)

The only photo of me from download I'm high as a kite and look like I'm trying to eat the sky.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

Would.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:30, Reply)

He's ginger AND from the 15th century

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:41, Reply)

^ jealous ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:12, Reply)

I'll have you know I'm a staggeringly handsome man

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:19, Reply)

Swipe seems to be the hot or not judge of who is/isn't
well when her and burke get together anyway
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 14:32, Reply)