What would you buy for Ma, Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:53, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Aside never having a bill again and all that, i'd do up the bits in her place that she wants done up...
... and i'd get her some kind of first-class 'open ticket' to go on any cruise in a fleet at any point she wants, for life.

Not sure if such a thing exists, but for the sort of money we're talking about, I think I can make it happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

That's a really nice sentiment Gonz......
or is it just a way of keeping mum away

so you can get lots of party girls round?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Hah, I left home at 18 or soo so it's only myself whos cockblocking me with the party girls.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I could just imagine you having three party girls in a gaint unleven bread
all covered in the food you like then.......

DING DONG.......It's mum let me in

at least if she is on a long cruise you don't have to put up with that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Buballas all over the show

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Now you get it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)