So if you jackpot the euro millions tonight, how would you spend this weekend?
*Generic Evening Thread*
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:30, 63 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I may as well get this out of the way...so we can proceed with the question
BALLS DEEP IN YM
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:37, Reply)

TBH I would start looking for a plot of land in Cornwall
To build a house, It's been a long time dream of mine
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:41, Reply)

But looking costs nothing.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)

I would be looking in style
Jeffers....Yep, looking in style
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:44, Reply)

A farmer said to me once
Did you leave that pile of wood in the corner of my field?

I said 'No, that's no my style'.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:46, Reply)

*reaches for pint*
when I say looking I mean there personally, get the right land buy the fucker out if needs be, bribe the planning if there's no other way and get the wheels in motion
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:48, Reply)

I think a nice house overlooking the sea in Brighton would be nice.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:52, Reply)

What would you buy for Ma, Gonz?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:53, Reply)

Aside never having a bill again and all that, i'd do up the bits in her place that she wants done up...
... and i'd get her some kind of first-class 'open ticket' to go on any cruise in a fleet at any point she wants, for life.

Not sure if such a thing exists, but for the sort of money we're talking about, I think I can make it happen.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

That's a really nice sentiment Gonz......
or is it just a way of keeping mum away

so you can get lots of party girls round?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

Hah, I left home at 18 or soo so it's only myself whos cockblocking me with the party girls.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

I could just imagine you having three party girls in a gaint unleven bread
all covered in the food you like then.......

DING DONG.......It's mum let me in

at least if she is on a long cruise you don't have to put up with that
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)

Buballas all over the show

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)

Now you get it

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

Brighton is shit
Unless you're a massive homo
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:55, Reply)

And as we learnt earlier, Gonz is Ewok sized.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:57, Reply)

I hear the land is cheap on the forest moon of endor

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:00, Reply)

Brighton is awesome ! I love it there.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:01, Reply)

you have been to Cornwall haven't you?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

I'm sure I have, but don't recall it.
I'm an urban kindda fella though and Cornwall doesn't strike me as the most urban of places.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:06, Reply)

As long as you're close to Penzance
you can fly anywhere you need to, the Atlantic ocean is the sound track that would keep me happy for the rest of my life
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:16, Reply)

I think Brighton to Gatwick would give more options internationally.
I think that I don't drive is influencing me though.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:22, Reply)

141m and you're still to tight to get a taxi

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:24, Reply)

Haha, it's more that I like being able to pick up fags at 2 in the morning.
This talk of Cornwall though has reminded me that I have scones, clotted cream and cherry preserve... and oh god its the best thing ever.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

A cream tea is a good thing
I haven't had clotted cream in quite some time
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:34, Reply)

There isn't much better, plus I microwave the scone too.
I reckon you should change that, not having one yonks, and treat yourself this weekend.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

There are only certain things I can only eat in the right place
A Cornish cream tea is never right unless I can see and hear the Atlantic rollers crashing on the rocks.

Maybe TuiB is right I might be a Weirdo Prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:48, Reply)

I'm quite perceptive

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Trying to get past level 45* of Candy Crush Saga.
What? No, don't look at me like that. What? Look, it's personal now.

*may have plucked random number out of thin air.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:42, Reply)

So many people go made on that game, isn't it just Bejewllled?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:54, Reply)

It's more shit than that.
Tragic, tragic behaviour by someone who should know better.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 20:56, Reply)

Not that I know it that well, but I think it ticks the right boxes...
... you get casual gamers, reward system, ranking agmonst facebook people, can do it on the lav.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:02, Reply)

well you do spend quite a bit of time there so it makes sense to me

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:03, Reply)

It's not my cup of tea, I prefer to code than play games... I see coding as like loads of puzzels.
But I can see why others play it, if i've got the right end of the stick.

Saying that though, I really really want Watchdogs on the XboxOne.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:08, Reply)

Anne Robinson has her own game! wow.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:13, Reply)

Hah, bet its one of those sick Japanese "simulator" ones that come with USB attachments.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:18, Reply)

This weekend?
Probably the same, take it easy, catch up on some tedious domestic chores, muck about with the kids and grab a beer and a sneaky smoke whenever I can.
It's not like I'd have the money straight away anyway.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:09, Reply)

^ Killjoy ^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:14, Reply)

Do my plans not sound joyful to you, Harters?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:15, Reply)

to be honest, you could embrace the theme that Gonz has set
and not let things like facts get in the way
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:17, Reply)

The theme was *generic evening thread* you weirdo prick
I've offered an insight into some mundane aspects of my life, as is the norm with these things.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:27, Reply)

Weirdo prick????
Have you been on the wacky baccy again TuiB? You really seem that you have repressed anger issues
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:30, Reply)

Look I've just won 141m everythings a bit crazy at the moment im trying to keep it together ok

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:37, Reply)

I can understand that......
If the pays right I'll be your own personnel weirdo prick
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:39, Reply)

You already perform that role for free on here

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:52, Reply)

But you're only seeing a small part
there is so much more weirdo prick to go around
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 22:08, Reply)

I've seen more than enough.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 22:22, Reply)

but...but....I haven't
even sent you a cock gaz yet
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 22:24, Reply)

I don't like your use of the word 'yet'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 22:30, Reply)

Don't be acting all coy
you know you're on def con bongle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 22:31, Reply)

But all the cash you do have would suddenly become disposable.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:19, Reply)

No sense in losing your head over these things.
We'll think about the money on Monday or Tuesday.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:21, Reply)

Still though, it'd be nice to treat some poeple.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:33, Reply)

Oh yeah, we'll do that, but let's just chill and enjoy the longest day first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:39, Reply)

Good point I like that movie

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:40, Reply)

That sounds alright to me.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)

I'd taunt Monty.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:21, Reply)

WINNAH

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Looks like you already are with your sig.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:23, Reply)

It was inspired by emvee.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:24, Reply)

That's not even in my top ten of sigs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:25, Reply)

He's a fun guy, ain't he

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:28, Reply)

He makes me feel like shoving lego bricks into my Jap's eye.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 21 Jun 2013, 21:39, Reply)