You're just saying that
As soon as windy pig turn turns up


You would drop me like b3th's chest when she takes her bra off
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:36, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

haha

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:37, Reply)

did you check this out?
b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1998452


spooky or what
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

'what'
I smell marketing bullshit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:45, Reply)

Maybe maybe the base is just not flat and it is the footfall
I would like to think it's a haunted shy statue
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:47, Reply)

As would I but seeing as Scooby-Doo isn't a documentary I fear it's not.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:51, Reply)

Ohhhhh Monts, I forgot you was away last week
Look what I got for Fathers day

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Razor-backed_musk_turtle
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

I got a handmade card, which was fantastic.
Are you a turtle fan, then? It's quite a unique gift.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:02, Reply)

No I have no idea how I have come to be the owner of a Turtle
He's cute as fuck had him going mad in his tank yesterday chasing live prawns, still haven't named him though
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:04, Reply)

Touche Turtle OF COURSE

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:08, Reply)

Thought of that then I remembered I hated Touche Turtle
Some good suggestion were, Kroney's excellent "Polly" and Mighty Badgers "Ghengis FuckShell".

My suggestion of Terrence Fucknuts was not looked at kindly by the wife
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:13, Reply)

look wot I dun for my kid's treasure hunt:


Pretty good I reckon
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:28, Reply)

YAARRRRRR!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:39, Reply)

alright Loco

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 17:44, Reply)

Now that's just not true

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:41, Reply)

I'm bored Twoey and I'm stuck here till 5.30pm all this week

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:42, Reply)

Harsh
I've got fucking shingles, so I'm in quarantine. The downside to being able to work from home is that being sick is no longer an excuse :(
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:48, Reply)

That's one thing I miss about my old job working from home
You could sit there in your pants, drinking beer and working away
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:50, Reply)

I've taken great joy in telling my co-workers that I've worked in the nude before
Then all they can do is wonder if they've ever spoken to me on the phone while I'm in the nip.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:52, Reply)

hahaha
You should have also told them that your getting a new office chair for home and ask if anyone wants your old one.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:55, Reply)

Haha....lovely

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

And that there's a streak of 'coffee' on the seat but other than that it's fine

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:56, Reply)

And make up some excuse about tippex stains

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 24 Jun 2013, 16:57, Reply)