It's a stag do.
It's a fairly convoluted story, but the stag appeared, along with myself, naked in a picture in a magazine about 15 years ago. I've got hold of the original image, cropped it to be just him, printed it on one side of the business card with the text "you can't buy this level of class" on the other side.

It seemed funny at the time but sadly they won't arrive in time.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:05, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

YOURNA STAG DO

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:06, Reply)

Save 'em for the wedding.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:08, Reply)

This is probably the best plan
I've also contacted a local printer but they will probably charge loads, it's not funny enough to justify too much of an outlay.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)

put them in phone boxes with a spare mobile number on
save the messages left and play at the wedding
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)

This is a better idea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Or even this.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Tue 25 Jun 2013, 14:13, Reply)