i'm a bit down tonight, monty from the internet
how are you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:29, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

yeah I'm okay ta.
Why so glum?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:32, Reply)

Never mind.

You know that Kroney chap? If he had old fashioned flooring in his new flat and I threw some dynamite at it would he be known as Linoleum Blownapart?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:36, Reply)

it would be known as
"monsieur murdered la flatmate and forfeited le deposit"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:37, Reply)

Froggy flattened flatmate - fled.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:41, Reply)

dammit it, now i'm singing
froggie went a-courtin' and he did right
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

If he lived with a footballer
it might be murder on Zidane's floor.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Oh yes.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Thu 27 Jun 2013, 21:46, Reply)