EFF THAT YO
Nigel 'the right idea' Farage is currently in Lusty's bar drinking champagne with fatcunt radio wanker Nick Ferrari!!!! OMG!!!!

I've asked her to get me a personalised autograph, something like

'to Monty, STAY BRITISH, Nigel x'

I don't think she will :o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:39, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Ask her from me to get somebody to teabag his next drink, wouldja?
Thanks awfo.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:40, Reply)

That might be tricky given that they've got the champagne on their table in a bucket.
He might just notice.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I don't care about the whys and the wherefores Monty.
Just get it fucking done.

Edit: with a pube garnish. Ta.
( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:41, Reply)

I like him. He's the only guy prepared to tackle today's issues head on.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:43, Reply)

And I want somebody to put their tackle's head on his champers, alright?

( Kroney, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

He's showing those bonkers Eurocrats for the hypocrites they are.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:54, Reply)

^ Nigel, earlier, laughing at one of my racist jokes

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:56, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:58, Reply)

^ Nigel earlier, when one of my jokes is bordering on 'too racist' even for Nige

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

they were fucking brilliant

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:01, Reply)

( Peej, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:05, Reply)

^ Nigel earlier, after I just spat in the face of a Romanian in the street

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:07, Reply)

Thanks man! Not everyone "gets" my style of humour!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:06, Reply)

hahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:00, Reply)

Well said
Come on Monts... The Frenchie here is clearly an ideas man, he has people to put it into practise.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:44, Reply)

His people lack the stones to do anything about it.
Has history taught you nothing?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 11:47, Reply)

a nation of thinkers Monts
that's why the friendly Germans tried to help them actually get something done.
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 12:02, Reply)