Inivite yourself round for a cuppa
Then hide loads of basil in their flat. Then it'll smell like pesto.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 13:57, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

Me and my hilarious friends used to hide fruit and fish and other such things in people's houses at parties,
In light fittings or in ornamental vases that are never used. Oh the things we did eh?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:07, Reply)

Oh, you wag!
B*ldm*nkey left some unpleasant surprises for his next door neighbours when he moved house. There was a small hole linking the two lofts, so he poured some mouldy, fishy concoction into it before he left. It smelled terrible. But then his neighbours were terrible.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:09, Reply)

I really fucking hate people who do that shit WP, I am most disappointed in you.
You know who used to do that when I was a teenager - radio 'character' Christian O'Connell. It is only one of several thousands reasons why I fucking detest him.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:10, Reply)

Years ago there was an electric socket in my house that smelled of fish.
It was most peculiar.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:14, Reply)

Coincidentally, years ago I had a fish that you could plug small appliances into.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:15, Reply)

Not really, I just made that up 'cause I'm really bored.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

I can tell.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:16, Reply)

You might think that all the work I've got to do would keep me occupied
But with just over 40 minutes to go until the weekend and an overwhelming feeling of apathy, it seems the most unlikely option right now.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:18, Reply)

I've spent the morning with my dad in hospital
and am now trying to put a funding bid together; in an hour's time I shall pick the missus up from work and no doubt we will be decamping to the pub immediately afterwards.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 28 Jun 2013, 14:20, Reply)