I'm still waiting for the Princess Anne sextape to come out
In it, she's fellating a horse whilst being buggered by Prince Edward. In the background her Maj is diddling away furiously whilst Phillip is failing miserably to get it up Kate.

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Couldn't give a fuck. My tenants have advised that they wish to rent off me for the next 18 months then buy my house. So that's good

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( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:05, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

That last one took me far too long to work out.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:07, Reply)

Try using a cucumber

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

O.o

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

Aim for the front one

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:13, Reply)

*fixes cow with a Paddington stare*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:14, Reply)

*proffers marmalade sammich*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Jul 2013, 10:19, Reply)