so the careless bastards at the shop had sold out of smooth orange juice AGAIN this morning
when i complained bitterly as i had to deal with a horrid multivitamin tropicana, the woman told me that they order THREE TIMES AS MANY SMOOTH ONES AS PULPY ONES AND STILL ALWAYS SELL OUT.

thus proving that nakers and i are totally correct. when were you last vindicated, or what was your last pointless victory?

alt: do you believe in anything like star signs/the occult/tarot? do you know anyone who does?

altalt: when is hometime?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:40, 28 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

vacuous life is vacuous

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:40, Reply)

but taking one's top off for fivers from old men makes one a deep intellectual?
got it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

*puts zing into pint glass*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

is the pint glass full of cheapass homebrew that you tell yourself tastes JUST THE SAME because you can't afford a real pint?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

not exactly...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)

ah well
better settle for posting a zillion dullard stories about it and having the brass neck(beard) to accuse anyone else of being vacuous then.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:58, Reply)

I just want to be in on this superb zing.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 21:39, Reply)

STOMPED

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

Man, your life is really tough.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:44, Reply)

i don't like tropical flavoured drinks
they taste all nasty
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

Foodwrong.

( Kroney, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:51, Reply)

FACEWRONG

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:59, Reply)

You should change juice brand.
The problem with (club) Tropicana is well documented.

With the drink being free they will go quickly. Maybe they could order less fun and sunshine and get more juice as I understand there is plenty of that for everyone.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:45, Reply)

If only there was some sea, though.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:47, Reply)

Don't worry, you can still Simon Weston yourself.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:49, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post2005732
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 17:25, Reply)

I am always right. I stopped even noticing over 30 years ago.
Alt: gosh yes. But then I would, because I am *such* a typical Libran!
Altalt: 6pm and it can't come soon enough. Year end stock take is always fucking horrendous. My boss just *loves* being audited.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:46, Reply)

r y

Got any plutonium mate?
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:50, Reply)

That took a while.
Very keen on the new name, Dave Glover (Slade 2000-2003).
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Jul 2013, 16:53, Reply)