I don't like that weird American combination handshake hug thing that blokes I don't really like started doing a few years ago.
D'you know the one I mean?
Where they do a sort of high-five handshake that turns into a grip, then they sort of pull together, clasped hands, arms crossed across their chests and do, like, a man-hug with all patting on the back and that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Yeah, I'm not black though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:12, Reply)

You don't like it because it gives you a rod-on and when they come in for the hug they can feel it jabbing them in the thigh

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:17, Reply)

Is that a fertility totem in your pocket or are you just please to see me tuip?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Oh I don't mind that so much

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)