Good evening
Any loons around?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:07, 23 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

Out for a pint mate.
I may be extra loony, and get some grub as well.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:12, Reply)

Good work sir
I'm stuck in the house....WITHOUT BEER OR WINE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:13, Reply)

alright yer

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:15, Reply)

Evening Dozertron
How goes it in York?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:22, Reply)

Dull. Fucking dull.
York is dull. And expensive. And this is my most hated time of year- fucking tourists titting the place up and getting in my way.

Don't get me wrong here- it's a nice place to live: hardly any crime, beautiful buildings, extremely strict planning regulations so that the character is preserved, lots of pubs doing good beers etc etc, but it's got naff all jobs and the clubs are laughable. Also, one of the papers reported recently that it's the hardest city in the north in which to get on the property ladder which I can 100% believe.

Leeds is only 25 minutes away- loads of jobs, best club scene outside of London, plenty of fit Asian birds, good brewery, excellent nightlife, much cheaper to live in etc etc.

But it hasn't got a restored windmill or Rick Witter, so, you know, swings and roundabouts, innit?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

Who's asking?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:43, Reply)

Here you are Beffers, you'll enjoy this one.
b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1620071
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:44, Reply)

o.O

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:47, Reply)

Wait what
b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1618651
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:48, Reply)

ninja movements, AB.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:49, Reply)

F'real.
b3ta.com/questions/sextoys/post1619496
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:51, Reply)

Now, being attracted to dolls and sex toys is a paraphilia, not really the same ballpark as paedophilia or any of its variants, by which I am adding (somewhat erroneously) pederasty and ephebophilia.
Oh shit, also, at lunchtime, for the briefest of moments I knew what it was like to be you.

I got eyed up by a fat chick. Dunno if she was a renter or homeowner though, soz.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)

Well I for one can see nothing unhealthy about fucking something that looks like a dead child.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:58, Reply)

I didn't say it was healthy.
But it is a paraphilia, which is arguably less harmful a kink than, you know, actual child rape etc etc.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:00, Reply)

I'm so glad we've found a nice subject to talk about.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:02, Reply)

What, Dozer's desire to fuck dead children?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Hey kids, just remember: dead kids don't say no.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)

You can talk, you're an obese gerontophile.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:03, Reply)

Nobody gets hurt.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:05, Reply)

Modern hip replacements are VERY durable.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 3 Jul 2013, 22:10, Reply)

Okay
Now I'm scared.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 3 Jul 2013, 21:54, Reply)