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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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yeah, the record selection bit is where the hard work goes.
The actual playing them bit is a piece of piss. Getting chicks on the dancefloor is an art all of its own- when I play club sets I go for house records with good basslines that still sound alright pitched up around 132 BPM. Women fucking love bass.

Chicks first, then the boys will follow. Different rules for bar/ backroom sets though, get the hip hop nerds on board first, then the chicks will follow. I personally find club sets much more rewarding though far more stressful. Bar sets where you're just soundtracking things are more 'fun'.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
I just play what I like. I'm long past giving a toss about other people.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:24, Reply)
got any funky dubstep mate?

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:27, Reply)
Best one I ever had was 'have you got anything.....else?'

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
when I get requests
I not so politely ask the prick to look through my record box and I hand them the headphones.

Pricks.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:33, Reply)
Much to my shame, there are now TWO dupstep tracks I like.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
At least it's bassy

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
True
I know one is by Knife Party, forgotten who did the other one though.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
GOLDFINGAH!

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
Oh god, I can't believe I laughed.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Dubstep's alright.
Just like with any other genre you need to ignore the mainstream pop shit and dig a little deeper.

You heard any Benga tracks? He's good. As is Martyn, he bridges the dubstep/techno crossover thing. Also check out Shackleton and Kode 9.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
They all have frightfully gay names.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
such is life in electronic music, old boy.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
All music really
Although 'extreme' metal has the stupidest names of any of them.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:44, Reply)
There aren't many artists I know tbh
My friend talks about Savant quite a bit, might have to give that a listen. Just a shame I've only got one system that can deliver half-decent bass, but I don't tend to use it much, as housemate below me hates it.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:39, Reply)
see, dubstep is ostensibly club music
But I find it far too slow. It's alright for headphone listening (especially the more garagey stuff like Burial). It's way past its creative peak as well, people like Mt Kimbie, and to a lesser extent, James Blake, are doing some interesting stuff with the template.

It's pretty much done what Drum n Bass did back in the day- been assimilated into pop tracks and cheap & nasty Ministry of Sound compilations. Like I said, dig a bit deeper than Magnetic Man and Skrillex.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)
Can't fucking stand Skrillex, his old music was even worse.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:51, Reply)
"chicks first, then the boys will follow"
Is this your coming out speech?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:29, Reply)
no.
It's the preamble to my 'no fat chicks' speech. So, you know, shit off, yeah?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)
No need to be a pissy little queen about it
Stay butch, you'll get more cock that way
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:31, Reply)
ah, the secret of your 'success' with men.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)
...with 'men', you mean

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
I think you need to get laid old chap
Your balls are cutting off the circulation to your brain.

Maybe get a second hamster to spice it up a bit?
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:35, Reply)
He has 'blue balls'.


Turquoise blue.
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)
And a tiny pink shrivelled cock to co-ordinate
With a downward facing stripe
(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:37, Reply)
I get plenty, but thanks for taking an interest.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)
Plenty of hamster.

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)
Chicks do dig a guy with a rodent

(, Thu 4 Jul 2013, 8:47, Reply)

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