Someone has paid FIVE HUNDRED UK POUNDS
for a table at my club night this evening. FIVE. HUNDRED. POUNDS.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:35, 4 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'm sure they know that refunds are available upon request.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:36, Reply)

How much are you getting paid then hippy?
Is this a chatty bash thingy?
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:40, Reply)

Sod all for the first one.
Beers and BFH.

But what on earth is a 'chatty bash thing'?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

Sorry was predictive text.
Should have read charity.
(Pookie Bear had some very shiny foez, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:45, Reply)

No, just a regular night.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

If it comes with nicely-upholstered chairs and a five-year manufacturers guarantee...
...that's bargain! Does it extend to seat 6-8 people?
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:41, Reply)

I'm afraid this just isn't a funny joke, Captain.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)

Hang on.
What?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

West End club innit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:46, Reply)

what is BFH?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

I don't know.
Edit oh, BFH. Bus Fare Home.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:48, Reply)

Beers and BFH?
I'm trying to work out what the BFH means


Edit:ohhhhhhhhh that makes sense now
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:49, Reply)

What sort of tunes are you planning.
How did you land the gig?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 8:59, Reply)

It's where Lusty works.
I met the events manager, she wanted to try something different.

I shall be playing mainly 70s b-boy funk, with a smattering of old rock'n'roll and some upbeat late 80s hip hop classics. They will hate it. LOL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)

Fair enough, what is the night called?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:03, Reply)

'1857' or something.
TBH I haven't really been paying attention.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:10, Reply)

dum dum daaaaa
da dum da da
(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Fri 5 Jul 2013, 9:01, Reply)