You know what Monty, I had a fairly fucking shit weekend.
Apart from Friday night that was lovely. It was Cowley road carnival yesterday, which is the street my pub is on. I knew it would be busy all day, but I wildly underestimated the amount of dick heads. I had to close at 10.30 as we just couldn't serve anymore as it became impossible to police where drinks were going as so many were shit faced. Glasses smashed, tables turned over, police in. Fuck people who can't handle their drink.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 7:50, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

unlucky mate
In other news, my wife visit to your fair city is aug 3rd, I'm an idiot
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)

That's my last week at the pub.
Cool.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 8 Jul 2013, 9:19, Reply)

Carnivals are run by and populated by cunts

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 8:20, Reply)

I though Al was a roofer?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

roofer cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Jul 2013, 8:22, Reply)