Basically, the hokey cokey but with spunk

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:13, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

The man who wrote the honkey cokey died the other day after a long illness.
He was 83.

Whilst his family were pleased he was no longer suffering, they were left distressed at the sight of the undertaker trying to put the body in the coffin.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:16, Reply)

*sigh*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:18, Reply)

did you hear Stunned's police joke?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:22, Reply)

What did it sound like?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

AWFUL

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

No, what was it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:23, Reply)

New boy copper on his first day
Goes to a public order incident in Brixton. Manages to calm the situation down but when he gets back to the car there's a massive black bloke dancing on the roof of the motor. He calls the station, 'sarge, there's a huge coon dancing on the roof of the car'.

'No no, you're in the force now son, we don't talk like that: use the phonetic alphabet'

'sorry sarge...errrr.....zulu...tango...sierra?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:27, Reply)

hahahahahahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:29, Reply)

i like this,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 9 Jul 2013, 21:32, Reply)