Old couple next door, dunno the rest anymore as the cunts moved and and I need a couple of years to get to know faces.
The old bloke I do know looks increasingly like a trimmer Santa each year and dresses for getting the papers in the morning like he's the Monarch of the Glen.

Alt: Someone that knows how to tilt a lance in a tourney or something.

Altalt: Dunno. A woman at work mentioned her daughter had come up with a great method for making cheese on toast in a toaster which involved laying the toaster down sideways. She seemed dead proud.
( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:35, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

altalt: G-E-N-I-U-S.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:40, Reply)

It's extraordinary that anybody, living in London,
could simultaneously manage to live in the middle of nowhere. But you seem to have managed it, lad.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)

It's more likely your public tansport knowledge ain't up to scratch.
Gaz me where you are travelling from.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:49, Reply)

The bloke on my dads side of the family who has a propensity to doing fuckwitted things did this.
He managed to set the toaster on fire.
( Slippery Mick ‏, Wed 10 Jul 2013, 15:45, Reply)