meh, i get it the other way around
you can't shorten my name, so people lengthen it.

why?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:31, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I like to irritate OG by lengthening her name.
She does the reverse to me in revenge. That's fine, since we both know each other and we both know we're just doing it to wind each other up. I introduce myself by my full first name to everyone and anybody who immediately calls me by the shortened version gets dumped straight into the "this person is a cunt" bin.

This bin also contains anyone that's ever used the word "eatery" whether as a joke or not.
( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:35, Reply)

you know what imma call you on saturday, right?
but i agree on eatery. i'd never heard of it before you started banging on about it, but it sounds proper cuntish.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:36, Reply)

I won't find it funny.

( Kroney, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:40, Reply)

you'll be drunk
you'll love it
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

Steve?
Dave?
Dan?
Bob?
Rob?
Jim?
Tim?
Tom?
John?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 11 Jul 2013, 11:08, Reply)

Alright, swiperella?

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:41, Reply)

lady swiperella

( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)