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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i'd quite like a pet peacockbut they make a fucking racket
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:18,
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They also have very sharp beaksOne of the little fuckers pecked me during a play at Newstead Abbey
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:19,
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i think all birds have sharp beaksbut that's pretty unlucky. like my friend's brother, who got pissed on by a tiger at the zoo, right through the bars. he said he smelled for DAYS.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:22,
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He was on a mission to raid our picnicthey have beaks like ice axes
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:25,
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awwwwwwwwwwwwhy didn't you just feed him the picnic? i would have done
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:29,
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I made this mistake at Warwick Castle onceI gave one of them one of my Salt and Vinegar Sky Divers and then the cunt wouldn't leave me alone.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:33,
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why would you want him to, though?i mean, what's cooler than being followed around by a peacock?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:36,
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Eating a packet of salt and vinegar Sky Divers(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:37,
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 11 Jul 2013, 14:56,
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