You ungrateful wretch.
Do you realise how hard your mother and I have to work to pay for those lessons?
And the bloody instrument wasn't cheap, you know.
And for what? You making a sound like a flatulent duck every once in a when you can be bothered.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:03, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

windy duck.
best of all the ducks.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)

no
that would be the rapey bum mallard you treated us to the other week :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:11, Reply)

"ain't no mallard like a rapey bum mallard"

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:16, Reply)

God you're so SAD. I'm going to hang around outside some shops.


*slam*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:05, Reply)