surely, in the context of supervising schoolgirls
"any" mead is too much mead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

and boys
don't forget the boys in their fake medieval armour
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

Things were different in the Sixties.

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

the pics from last night have made me think i might now be at the age where it is no longer ok to smile in photographs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)

You'll be pleased to know that clean-shaven and without my glasses,
I still look like a twenty-six year old.

A pudgy, slightly balding, oddly old-looking for his age twenty-six year old, but a twenty-six year old nonetheless.
( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:24, Reply)

who on earth told you that, grandpa?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:42, Reply)

The mirror. Don't be hatin'

( Kroney, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:45, Reply)

They're more likely to put out if you get them drunk first.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:21, Reply)

there were quite a few of us would have raped him, given half a chance
stupid gayness taking all the best ones away :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 12 Jul 2013, 10:22, Reply)