What I'm saying is Battered is in love with Swipe

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:42, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

It's the blatant pandering that gives it away.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:49, Reply)

*pulls lokseys pigtails and runs away*

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:51, Reply)

I thought he was more ham fisted than pig tailed.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:54, Reply)

*oink*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Use your loaf Jeffers

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

He gazzed me last night to send me a poem he'd written inwhich likens her..
..mimsy to a massive fire and himself as Fireman Sam, sent to cool the raging furnaces of her lust.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

Bit like that Gaviscon advert?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:55, Reply)

THAT'S NO HOSE

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

It's times like this that I'm glad I haven't had breakfast yet
Thanks for that Badge.


Did you know that both Rory and Monty got stepped yesterday?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:57, Reply)

Really? What for?

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:58, Reply)

Ringo baiting
He went WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 7:59, Reply)

Oh, THAT.
The one where Ringo had started whining about people bullying him but had been busy gazzing people his wishes that their wives were in road accidents?
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:06, Reply)

Nail and head
Also Rory on about Robs marriage Probs. didn't help and making Alphonse*somethingorother*69 close down his twitter account was also in the mix.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:09, Reply)

I heard that alphonsebongo69 was a child rapist.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:10, Reply)

Who is he in relation to B3ta users?
never heard of him before yesterday
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:12, Reply)

Mutterings of Raymondluxuryyacht, I believe.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

No idea who that is

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'll be honest here, I think I preferred his place when it a series of done-in-one stories and not an overarcing narrative.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:21, Reply)

It's worse than Game of Thrones these days.
I can't even remember who's dead.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 9:55, Reply)

Also: my view on Rory is broadly similar to that of my views on Rathen.
His MO around here is well-known enough that if you're stupid enough to keep taking him seriously, you should probably be stripped of your internet licence. Monty's just trying to rip off Rory's schtick without the skilz.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:14, Reply)

+ and you are dumb enough to give him the ammunition

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)

^This^

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:18, Reply)

I'm quite fond of both posters
Just don't let anyone know I said so
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:17, Reply)

Nothing online from all three after about 12.
I'm guessing three-way steppage.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:28, Reply)

What the fuck is wrong with Ringo?
What a fucking flid
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:30, Reply)

I blame Woodside for all of this.
If he hadn't decided to incessantly repost THIS then he might have just quietly fucked off again after being ridiculed, rather than going mental and having a protracted online break down.
Again.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:34, Reply)

How the fuck did I miss that one?

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 8:42, Reply)