get them drunk and sleep with them
always good advice
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:35, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

I'll pass on this fantastic advice thanks, now go and get me a cornetto

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

fuck cornettos
i don't do wafer
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

let me guess, Magnums?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

+ PI

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:39, Reply)

SHE'S TOLD YOU BEFORE IT'S JUST A LITTLE LIP FLUFF

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

YOU LEAVE YOUR GRANDMA OUT OF THIS

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

they are all of the dead
never met either of them that i remember
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:42, Reply)

awww
i loved my grandmas. but mine are dead too. grandmas do that :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

too big and too sickly
i end up eating the chocolate and throwing the ice cream away. i liked the one bite magnums that they used to do. best of all is snog or yogberries, get a nice sugar-free/fat-free frozen yoghurt, then load it with sugary fatty toppings.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:40, Reply)

I'm going to find and try them new frozen cocktails

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:44, Reply)

Kroney give Swipe her login back

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:37, Reply)

...unless you work with Supermarket Spy Ben Dakin

( wanderlust, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

who doesn't like having their balls cupped though?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:38, Reply)

eunuchs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:41, Reply)

long distance ball cupping

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Jul 2013, 14:43, Reply)